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Micah Parsons is headed for a holdout. Our own Gavin Dawson isn’t holding back—getting behind the mic to guarantee Parsons’ absence. In fact, Dawson’s doubling down, expanding on the reasons why (LINK BLOG WHENCE LIVE) Parsons is barreling toward the wrong kind of Training Camp headlines.  Last week, the superstar gamebreaker alternately professed his availability for Mandatory Minicamp next week and put contract negotiations in Jones Family hands in the same tweet. 

Micah Parsons is barreling toward a training camp holdout in Oxnard, California. And if you’ve been paying attention to how the Cowboys do business, you saw this coming a mile away. They don’t let elite players walk.They also don’t pay until a real deadline slaps them in the face.

Releasing the season slate for each team has become a social media holiday. This year, Dallas produced a livestream full of Easter eggs that even most casual football fans could easily locate and laugh at. Our own Gavin Dawson immediately went all-in on the over/under of 7.5 wins, calling the Dallas Cowboys 2025 projection a sucker’s bet.