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Releasing the season slate for each team has become a social media holiday. This year, Dallas produced a livestream full of Easter eggs that even most casual football fans could easily locate and laugh at. Our own Gavin Dawson immediately went all-in on the over/under of 7.5 wins, calling the Dallas Cowboys 2025 projection a sucker’s bet.

Pack your bags, chunk the deuces, don’t let the compensatory third rounder Pittsburgh would’ve received anyway for letting you walk after the 2025 NFL season get stuck in your cleats on the way to playing Robin next to CeeDee Lamb’s All-Pro Batman in the slot.